Laughter is the best medicine

hitlervevo: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead NO NO NO I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:59:51 -0400

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead

NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG

barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:59:42 -0400

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

mistressfeferi: hopelessbaka: at least gravity is attracted to me

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:51:03 -0400

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

hazpops: larrystylinsonfollows: hazpops: larrystylinsonfollows: I made a blog to try to follow...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:50:56 -0400

hazpops:

larrystylinsonfollows:

hazpops:

larrystylinsonfollows:

I made a blog to try to follow every Larry shipper/supporter there is. So if you believe in Larry, reblog or like this and I will follow you. You don’t have to follow back. I’m going to try to get everybody I see.

All of my beautiful Larry shipper followers,

c:

Get to it, yeah?

Thank you! I’m currently at 280, and still going :D

not joking.

ALL OF MY LARRY FOLLOWERS.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:07 -0400

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:04 -0400

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:35:51 -0400

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:16 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

like-snape-loved-lily: profanity-generator: cummanding: they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:32:07 -0400

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer

he’s still loading

^ omg

bnagbros: a-very-weird-and-clever-boy: bnagbros: Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn Still cheaper...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:31:28 -0400

bnagbros:

a-very-weird-and-clever-boy:

bnagbros:

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn

Still cheaper than most porn

wtf kind of porn do you watch

varldslighet: varldslighet: after fridays come the

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:57 -0400

varldslighet:

varldslighet:

after fridays come the

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:29 -0400

jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:00 -0400

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

sheetsarethestates: [x]

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:26:42 -0400

sheetsarethestates:

[x]

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:10 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:24:50 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

inritus: NASA Astronaut Anna Fisher photographed by John Bryson...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:23:51 -0400

inritus:

NASA Astronaut Anna Fisher photographed by John Bryson for Life Magazine, May 1985.

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:52 -0400

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues

dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:18:00 -0400

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:17:32 -0400